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Ack Demotivational Poster


BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.


TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

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crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm
Love it Crank. 5L.


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?


TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some a**


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




HAPPY MONDAY -




Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.53/5

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concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


ARMED AND READY TO DEFEND HER CAR -


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...


IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


TALENT -


TAGS: pointless backwards
Rating: 4.9/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:53 am
.sserp ot tnew ti erofeb sdrawkcab tnirp daer ot woh nrael ot dah ew dna ,mrif gnihsilbup a ta krow ot desu I ,yllautcA !L5
Airman - August 12, 2011, 11:37 am
He might have V. I don't remember ever seeing it, but hell, I don't remember if I shaved this morning... I was just excited that I could actually read it... which says a lot about my work day.. zzzz
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 6:30 am
?siht od ydaerla soluC t'ndiD
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:06 am
L5 .siht gnidaer melborp on dah I
mariand - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
hahaha...you had to do thi5
rerun - August 11, 2011, 4:41 pm

!TEEWS


IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better


TAGS: admiral ackbar finger trap
Rating: 4.25/5

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Claire - May 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
I lol'd.


BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.




I'm so old -


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


GOING TO WAR - Fo' Shizzle Ma Nizzle!




BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

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deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
d*** right we have to go back!


LOS ANGELES CENTER -


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
5ick!
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:23 pm
this is bad a___! 5L


ROADS? - Where we're going, we don't need roads


TAGS: back to the future
Rating: 3.83/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:31 pm
1955, here I come!
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 5:56 pm
amsome reference!


PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.11/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


Safety First -




PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




SLAYER -


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

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rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed


Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -




THE KLAN - They're coming!!!


TAGS: funny kkk black guy
Rating: 3.18/5

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beesladesh - October 21, 2009, 12:46 am
Lol at his face and the random water balloon!
Felix - December 9, 2008, 8:24 am
I actually know this guy! He was a national officer in my fraternity but got removed from office for dating another guy who was pledging at the time.


"TILL DEATH DO US PART" - The biggest goal you will ever live for


TAGS: backstabbing
Rating: 4.96/5

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M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 7:52 pm
Only people I'll allow to kill you is the regs and/or mods I know and love... and ICEMAN... shame really... Anyway, nice knowin' ya, see you at yer funeral
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:46 pm
Thanks, but I couldn't pay the money in the first place, so he says he's going to have me killed. Oh well. Was nice knowing ya.
M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'm always alive... just looking at ye fair creations (i.e in the forums) Don't worry about the 50 bucks... just PM me his address and you'll get it back... and then some... at a fair price... of course ;) Thanks, appreciate it
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:34 am
Mord, you're alive. Fancy that. Guess that means I've lost fifty quid. Welcome back and 5L.


ADMIRAL ACKBAR - Pointing Out the Obvious a Little Too Late Since 1983




US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


My Throwback Thursday Picture -


TAGS: throwback sperm
Rating: 4.17/5

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Greeny - May 22, 2014, 8:00 pm
Tagged Tadpole


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




COAT RACK - $1,795.00


TAGS: tread mill coat rack
Rating: 4.69/5

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TheSanityInspector - February 24, 2014, 12:50 pm
Glad I double-checked: I was about to submit this same gag, having forgotten where I saw it.
motinet - November 15, 2011, 9:13 pm

LOL!


MIDNIGHT SNACKS - If we aren't supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge ?


TAGS: midnight snack light in fridge
Rating: 4.61/5

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NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:03 pm
Apparently, I'm not supposed to because my bedside mini-fridge doesn't have a light.
gas - August 13, 2011, 12:02 pm
I forgot, 5L
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:59 am
another question for philosoraptor!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.43/5

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lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

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jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




A CUNNING PLAN - I have one


TAGS: blackadder
Rating: 3.57/5

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Aurielius - January 26, 2016, 10:43 am
Only one problem, how to get Baldric to do it.
maoworks2 - July 16, 2014, 12:16 pm
Love The Show .
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:56 pm
I have to agree with TTH.
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 6:59 pm
Love Black Adder... Hate weak posters. 1L
Derek - March 12, 2010, 2:38 pm
...a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel


CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral


TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




WINTER HATS - in the summer time, they make it easy to spot the douche bags.




BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.39/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
Hooah!


BREAKFAST -


TAGS: ack my heart
Rating: 4.85/5

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Grim [email protected] - April 6, 2011, 8:23 am
There's no such thing as cheap bacon. Just levels of heaven.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:36 pm

go ahead, cheap jerk only buys the crappy bacon.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
I'm tellin' your Rabbi.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:05 pm

the only problem I see is the brand of bacon, that is some nasty stuff
DavidEMartin - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm
I saw something like this on MAN VS FOOD a month ago. Gotta say, even considering my heart condition, this looks more appealing than appalling. Note the Aunt Jemima box-- her plantation garb is a dead giveaway this pic is from early '70s at the latest.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:11 am
frenchman, more for us, none for you, there'll be NO dissin' the bacon,
suenero - October 20, 2010, 8:35 am
Funny as hell!
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 6:48 am
Breakfast? That's an automatic 5 Lions vote. Need to strip some of the fat off the bacon, though. A little too much for me, but mmmm... I can already smell it :)
Anonymous2 - April 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Wait... who gave out my grandma's recipe?
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 4:55 pm
This was orgasmic! Best hangover fix ever!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:20 pm
better make a big batch, CANADA!! you're gonna have company!!
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 3:13 pm
I'm gona make that right now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:36 pm
I'm gonna hang myself for not coming up with this first.........Sean...I'll miss you most of all.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:24 am
*'s*
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:18 am
Mmmmmm pancacon!!! That just about the best idea EVER!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:46 am
Agreed!This is amsome! Amsome poster and amsome idea!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 10:42 am
Right! Why have I not made these before??
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:36 am
Oh My, BRB, gotta to the store. 5L


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.




TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'




LAZY -


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing


CHAD KROEGER - He Wants To Be A Rockstar.


TAGS: nickelback chad kroeger chad kroeger rockstar
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Glenn

sgrw - April 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
g** i love chad
Big Daddy - December 21, 2008, 10:23 pm
Stupid sheeple just hating on something because its "cool"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 10, 2008, 3:21 am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! OH man let me catch my breath --- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Big Daddy - December 10, 2008, 12:00 am
Nickelbacks not that bad
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 11:48 am
Dave, Kris, Rob, and Matt are certainly not amused...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:00 pm
This is so bad I want to do the name game with it: lame lame bo bame banana fana fo fame fee fi mo mame..Lame!
Nero - August 12, 2008, 1:51 pm
Nah, I'm with Steve on this one. Copying and pasting a comic, then just repeating it? No imagination required.
Mr Miyagi - July 5, 2008, 3:52 pm
Actually i think its rather hilarious as it states the obvious. steve you have no idea of the concept of humour, i suggest you disconnect your modem and hang yourself with the cable... peace out baby :D
Steve - May 26, 2008, 11:18 am
This was such a wasted opportunity to make a witty comment about how much Nickleback suck, and instead you just repeat exactly what was said in the comic. Well done, dip****.


BIBLE BLACK -


TAGS: hen*** bible black
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by tsukeru

MrBlack - March 19, 2010, 2:08 pm
It's a book of evil *** magic. The subbed series is considered one of the best hen*** series ever. The dubbed series is considered one of the funniest ever.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 11:01 pm
Oh...I thought they were referring to that Black Lagoon thing. Sorry. d*** Satanic writings. I need a grimoire...
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 10:59 pm
thanks SD. What a ****ty poster
spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Check the first comment Canada.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Black Lagoon. It's a decent show. I never really got into it, though.
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
I still don't know wtf TSB is
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:55 pm
For the record, I think an anime bible would be awesome. We could replace Genesis with a giant robot fight and Jesus could be voiced by Dan Green.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:51 pm
Nothing wrong with that!
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:50 pm
I had to make a biblical joke. Sorry. I love puns. I think I'm going on a tangent here.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:49 pm
I don't know if it's ageist. That's a judgement call... sort of like *** with real women.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:49 pm
that* not the*..."The" is what I shall smite.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
...Or is the ageist?
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
And this is racist...against yellowed pages.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
This is why I can't make Air Master posters...despite how aesthetically hilarious that show/manga is...
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
Going to hell because it's a BLACK bible? That's just racist.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:45 pm
An example of a bad anime poster. This one is intentionally obscure. I don't even think dubs are out for Bible Black. Are they? I've seen fan subs. (Support the official releases)
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
It's a crap motifake! See you guys there!
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 7:04 pm
whats TSB?
MrBlack - March 14, 2010, 6:52 pm
Bible Black
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:36 pm

well Z, I guess we will let you live, but only because your avitar makes me hungry
Zagato - March 14, 2010, 5:33 pm
i honsetly had no clue XD i just seen the star of david and a sword, no flame intended.
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:21 pm
I don't know, but I liked the series
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:19 pm

It is the cover for TSB, Zagato is attempting to start a flame way or be funny. Either way it in't working
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 5:18 pm
Oh. I thought this was the cover for TSB. Carry on.
Zagato - March 14, 2010, 5:16 pm
isn't this like a jew hating nazi book or something?
MrBlack - March 14, 2010, 4:58 pm
That's not what this specific bible is.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 4:53 pm
If you ever read The Satanic Bible, it is really quite fascinating. I never read it fully, but my friend has and he explained it all to me. It is by far not what people expect.


WWAD -


TAGS: ackbar knows
Rating: 4.71/5

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MrDamage - March 10, 2013, 6:04 am
She's dead wrong. Those most certainly ARE the bre***s I'm looking for :)
axe11154 - October 22, 2012, 9:56 am
ITS A TRAP!!!
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:10 pm
That comment made my day Admiral!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:37 pm

lolz
AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 1:31 pm
my eyes cannot repel bre***s of that magnitude! It's a fap!
Anonymous2 - January 6, 2011, 12:38 pm
Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.


FLINSTONE MOBILE -


TAGS: flinstone car tracks
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - July 19, 2011, 3:02 pm
this may be the first time i laughed at being called a prick .. LOL.. and yes, it has happened
Azzameen85 - July 19, 2011, 6:45 am
Just love the simplicity
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 12:18 am

oh you prick...third time this month i've had to wipe beer off my screen...and nose. epic


DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson


TAGS: rebecca black duct ***e duck
Rating: 3.9/5

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FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nope....
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
*planet
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




BEEP - BEEEEEEP!


TAGS: tiger snack
Rating: 4.83/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 6:14 pm
Poor TOC!!!
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:12 am
That was fascinating. Now can you explain magnets?
ern - July 16, 2011, 11:47 pm
Wow, a WKRP reference!!!! LOL
Sean - July 15, 2011, 3:37 pm
"Andy. As God is my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly."
Airman - July 15, 2011, 11:47 am
I was thinking of LD when I loaded this
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:13 am
haha "look it up n00bs"
7053 - July 15, 2011, 5:19 am
f***ed up.
ICEMAN - July 14, 2011, 7:05 pm
So, would that be LogicDude & family harassing That One Chick? (look it up, n00bs)


PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor


TAGS: pepsi white michael jackson yogurt
Rating: 3.05/5

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misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


MARK YOUR CALENDARS -


TAGS: back to the kitchen
Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 10, 2016, 11:03 am
Back when there was spaghetti & macaroni... But no pasta!


Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the h** List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

yay!


Evolution -


TAGS: general ackbar precursor
Rating: 4.35/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:12 pm
5Lol'd it thanks for the laugh.


BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


Jokes and Puns -


TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
LMAO :)
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


YES, FLYING MONKEYS -


TAGS: life smacks you
Rating: 4.84/5

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CloudchaserS - November 16, 2011, 11:22 am
And there's also how if you ask that, things will get worse. But if you intentionally avoid saying that so things won't get worse, they still get worse. Murphy's Law doesn't work against itself


ME & MY RECLINER - ... We Go Way Back ...


TAGS: me recliner way back joke
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Ha ha, thanks... it's a pun my not-so-old man used to crack on me. Somehow it stuck :)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:35 pm
good one
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:13 pm
Cute.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
Gotcha. :)
caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:56 pm
You also may like to post this the where the pun is


TRUE LOVE - Is when she shoves her knife so deep in your back you are never able to say I am sorry again ...


TAGS: true love knife in back
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

MPsniper - September 28, 2011, 6:20 pm
there is just no sensation....like slowly pushing the blade....between the ribs....until you feel the tip of the blade...begin to move....with every heartbeat.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 1:38 pm
My mother-in-law say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his rib cage...
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:30 am
lol...dude, let's get rid of TRUE...maybe we'll have a chance
Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:07 am
Yeah, all men are bastards. Am I right ladies? >.> *walks backwards out of the room*


IT'S CALLED ANT POISON - YEP. THAT SHOULD DO IT.


TAGS: ant attack
Rating: 4.64/5

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spypengen - April 25, 2012, 6:04 pm
5L but ant poison doesn't kill all the ants the best thing to do for yards is dry molasses. It promotes microbial growth which helps fertilize the soil and repels ants


THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?




BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!




3 HOTS AND A COT -


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

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RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.


BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2014, 4:41 pm
Good one! 5L


HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

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jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


YUM -


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.3/5

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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
[email protected]
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


GACKT - ARGH !!




MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?


TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
d***ed funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am

amsome


Airman -


TAGS: back
Rating: 4.5/5

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gaaxure - July 15, 2013, 2:56 pm
RAF f*** yeah!!!!
Airman - July 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
NIce.. I tip well


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....


TAGS: school loosers ja****s geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Magirusoptimus

LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




METHCAT -


TAGS: cat on crack
Rating: 3.56/5

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GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label


TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

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Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm
I'd still eat it


HELLEN KELLER -


TAGS: hellen keller life black
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Ed-Hyde - November 26, 2010, 6:37 am
I'm certainI'm going to have to answer to this later. 5L
CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:42 pm
LMAO!
Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 11:06 pm

nice!
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 7:11 pm
LOL!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
another "signiture" FacePlant poster...5L
rerun - November 24, 2010, 6:03 pm

her and chuck norris...both in the same day?
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 5:48 pm
Of course she wouldn't see it. She's dead.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thanks y'all.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:20 pm

brilliant.
suenero - November 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
The guilt of giving this 5L's is going to kil me.


IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.


TAGS: ackbar wedding
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by JD

pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:50 am
Oral *** reminds him of home.
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 1:04 am
He should know..... but he does'nt know that.


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